Known as :   Youngy, Dirk Kuyt

                                      Age :   21

                                      Height :   6'11"

                                      Weight :   16st 10lbs

                                      Position :   second row

                                      Previous clubs :   Rumney

                                      Honours :   Rumney Athletic Captain, Simon Barry and

                                                         Paul Gascoigne's mate

                                      Sports :   football, hide and seek

                                      Music :  Ant and Dec

                                      Films :   Alien Autopsy, Auf Wiedersehen Pet,

                                                    anything with Cathy Barry and Omar