Known as :   Joe Roff, Mute, Fordy's Golden Boy

                                      Age :   25

                                      Height :   5ft 9ins

                                      Weight :   13st

                                      Position :   wing

                                      Previous clubs :  Rumney

                                      Honours : Wales Rugby League,

                                                       Lands End to John O'Groats Cycle,

                                                       Darren Fenton's cousin

                                      Sports :  Ice skating, jogging behind Mrs, daydreaming

                                      Music :  East 17, D-Ream

                                      Films :   Forrest Gump, Dusk Til Dawn